Are you one of those weirdos who still collects compact discs? Cool! Add to your soon to be RETRO collection with Creepshots! Only 50 of these babies, so get 'em while they hot!! Why CDs? Well, it's too fucking expensive to get vinyl made. CDs are dirt fucking cheap. Why? Because nobody fucking wants them anymore. Except you!!!!
Comes in a nice light-weight digipak made from mostly recycled materials. Features cool artwork by MC Breath himself!
I will also throw in a bunch of other stuff. Stickers, possibly a MC Breath Fan Club button (glows in the dark), or whatever I feel like fucking throwing in the envelope.
You will also get a FREE copy of Mr. Wizard's Woes (while supplies last).
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lyrics
Butter on my popcorn
Butter on my macaroni
Butter on my pretzel
Butter on my fried balonie
Butter on my matza
Butter on my mashed potatas
Butter on my bagel
Butter on my Now and Latas
Butter on basically everything one can consume
My mom was binge eating butter when I was in the womb
Yeah I was born a butter baby addicted to dairy
Fat like Rerun Berry, hey hey hey soon dead and buried
The butter in my body’s like another part of me
I’ll mainline butter into all my major arteries
Who needs half and half add melted butter to my tea
But unfortunately my heart stopped beating temporarily
My lifestyle could be considered less than sedentary
My doctor said I’ll soon be headed to the cemetery
And told me my triglycerides are dangerously high
Blood pressure in the sky and basically I’m gonna die
It’s vital that I watch my saturated fat intake
I will not brake for butter cake unless I want an early wake
The doctor must be smoking crack to think that i can quit
Ingesting butter for so long my system now depends on it.
William Burroughs of butter
Brain is curdled and cluttered
Shutter to think of eating waffles completely unsmothered
Doc said I must begin using a butter substitute
But ghee is not for me and margarine just does not compute
Butter alternative they say
Olivia oh not today
No way jose no not Parkay
Earth Balance bruh you must be cray
Need something to support my saturated fat cessation
Something low cal that doesn't require refrigeration
Flavor profiles must be fully unmistakable
Something like a butter flavored topping that’s shakeable
Something that I can carry with me when I’m on the go
To sprinkle on my escargo lobster roll and baked potato