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Baby Breath

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1.
Birth 02:09
2.
Baby 03:58
your red and whitey stripey onesie’s smelling mighty ripey you tinkled in your diapey and your winky needs a wipey your pants get pretty shitty and you throw a mini fitty you suckle wuckle milky wilky from ya mama's titty you spit up all the milky wilky on ya mama’s blousey you squeaky weaky like some freaky leaky mickey mousey you snuggle wuggle in your crib and go to beddy weddy you make a messy wessy face eating tastey spaghetti you hiccup when you have a bubble stuck inside your belly your chubby wubby cheeky weeks look like they’re full of jelly your stubby wubby limbs look like they’re stuffed with marshamellows or maybe Jello, lookin like a mini Lou Costello you goo goo ga ga when your nana tickles on your toesies singing ring around the rosey pocket full of posies you smile when you’re happy or I guess you could be gassy you never have humility or need to keep it classy when you’re a baby!!! you crawly wally on the floor until your legs feel ouchy and when you oughta stop to nappy wappy you get grouchy you screamy weamy so your daddy takes you out of beddy but you just fall asleepy weepy on his chest insteady as you snooze drool pools and drips down daddy’s shirty and just about everything you touch goes from clean to dirty you drop your binky winky on the filthy wilthy floory and on the floor Daddy reads you a Dr. Seusy story After all the booky wookies in the house have been read turn on tv, but it’s Barney, so outside we go instead we go to the parky warky and have a pic-a-nicky your cup is loosey, spilled your juicy, now you’re icky sticky and now a colony of ants are marching to our blankey to contaminate our cantaloupe, making you quite cranky then ants crawl up my pants, I start to dance, which causes giggles the entertainment value is more valid than The Wiggles when you’re a baby!!! when you're a buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh buh-buh-buh baby when you’re a baby!!!
3.
Snowman 03:11
back in the day when I was a little bastard years before my friend Lou and I started mastur- -bating we’d be waiting for the snow to fall with our hands we’d make a man rolling a small snow ball then we’d roll it up, roll it up, until it was big and on the sides of the snowman we would stick two twigs on his chest charcoal would be used as buttons on his face we’d paint charcoal dusty mutton chops, would have been tops to have a top hat for his head but we had to use a Jolt cola can instead and pour a little Jolt out for my dead snowmies that's snowmen plus homies if you didn't know, peas and carrots in a can, only veg we had fresh produce abstract thoughts to mom and dad so we couldn't use a carrot to complete his face had to use a strawberry twizzler in its place let’s build a snowman do you wanna build a snowman? snowman with our snowman complete, we were headed back when all of a sudden the sky went black and we were frozen in time, as if someone hit pause on a VCR tape recording of The Cos- by show, but this was no Huxtable scenario and there was no Lisa Bonet or Theo around, just the sound of the sublime snowfall just my friend Lou and I and that giant snowball suddenly from the sky fell a magical mist, then the snowman come to life and he looked pissed he said, “thanks for the lame ass hat and the nose you chose makes my frozen face look fat I demand a carrot and a more presentable lid and some mittens for my twigs you inconsiderate kids you boys better build me a snowbitch by the way by the end of the day or you prepubescent pricks pay!” let’s build a snowman do you wanna build a snowman? snowman we ran to Lou’s house to ask his dad for a carrot but a can of creamed corn was all he had but he gave us a buck to go to Gregory’s mart plus a Stetson hat and work gloves that smelled like a fart bought the carrot for the cocksucking entitled twit whom upon our return continued giving us shit he said, “this hat makes me look like an inbred yitz I wanted Freezy Freakies not Caldor mits! I suggest you get started on my snowbitch, quick but first find me an icicle to use as a dick!” we begrudgingly began building his request he naturally was not satisfied with the size of her breasts added snow until they became disproportionate mounds top heavy tits sent her crashing to the ground it was the straw that broke the camel’s back, so what did we do? took a snowblower and blew his ass to Timbuktu let’s build a snowman do you wanna build a snowman? snowman
4.
in elementary school at recess time used to sit on the picnic table with friends of mine there was Lou who I mentioned in the Snowman song and a metalhead named JJ with a very long ponytail, Garbage Pail, no Sour Patch Kids we snacked knocked those fuckers back like candy coated crack one day, on the table, sipping Strawberry Crush we noticed something that made us all collectively blush it was the most beautiful work of art that we’d ever seen a highly detailed Sharpie line drawing of an erect penis with bulging veins up the shaft, and a patch of pubes too underneath the nuts were the words “Lynn, where are you?” we sat and pondered for a minute what this masterpiece meant what was Lynn’s relation to the artist and where she went when and if Lynn would be coming back was not understood little did we know the next day Lynn would be gone for good Lynn, where are you? the next day JJ showed up with his hair neatly trimmed Lou wore a tie, I wore Old Spice to smell nice for Lynn none of us could sleep the night before in anticipation little did we know we’d come to find artistic castration some piece of shit painted over Lynn, much to our horror with a key Lou desperately chipped at the paint to restore her but no luck, Lynn was fucked, beneath layers of pigment JJ screamed, Lou blasphemed, I just stood there indignant wondered who could have been responsible for such desecration whoever did it didn’t have any art appreciation the next day at recess we all wore black and reconvened at the picnic table grave site also known as crime scene JJ laid some dandelions where the beauty had been we bowed our heads and Lou played some Chopin on his violin I am pretty sure the school custodian was to blame for prematurely flushing all our childhoods down the drain Lynn, where are you?
5.
Guy and Rosemary move to a new apartment in the city Guy’s a good lookin strugling actor, Rosemary is very pretty the landlord shows them around the place, they spot a secretary dresser blocking a broom closet, which confuses Miss Rosemary they soon meet their nosy nelly neighbors named Roman and Minnie always all up in their business, gotta have the latest skinny in the laundry room Rosemary meets a young lady named Terry whom Roman and Minnie took in off the streets when she was very strung out, hung around her neck a pendant she considers lucky Rosemary thinks it’s beautiful but the tannis root smells yucky the very next day Terry throws herself out a 7th story window, and Ro and Guy try to get by cops to see the gory dead body, makes Rosemary depressed Minnie asks her to supper Guy sighs, then realizes she could use a picker upper and Guy hits it off with Roman unaware that he’s from Hades soon Guy’ll give Ro’ a baby that’s gross scary and shady Rosemary’s baby is gross, scary, and shady Rosemary’s baby is gross, scary, and shady Guy gives up his soul, in exchange for an acting role Baumgart had the role, now he’s blind like a mole Guy decides it’s time to start procreating and he marks the calendar for when Rosemary’s ovulating but she gets dizzy and passes out on the night they’re to conceive after eating some of Minnie’s mousse that nearly makes her heave while unconscious Rosemary dreams she’s being reamed by Satan when she comes to she comes to find out it was just her husband soon Doc Sapirstein tells Ro she’s preggers recommends that Minnie make her a vitamin rich daily drink which makes her sick and skinny then her friend Hutch comes to visit gets the feeling she’s in trouble and that evening he insists they get together on the double so Ro goes to meet Hutch but he never shows, she finds a payphone some lady picks up, said Hutch is sick, and later by his gravestone gives Ro Hutch’s book, All of Them Witches, and perhaps that maybe it foreshadows Ro’s future baby that’s gross scary and shady Rosemary’s baby is gross, scary, and shady Rosemary’s baby is gross, scary, and shady Ro starts feeling excruciating abdominal pain and discovers Roman and Steven Marcato are both the same who’s Marcato? He’s the son of a Satan worshipper so now Ro know’s Roman’s been nothing but a bullshitter she brings her revelation up with Guy who thinks she’s gone insane so she walks into traffic and throws the pendant down the drain then she calls Doc Hill for help but he thinks she’s insane, as well when she says Doc Sapirstein is a descendant straight from Hell Hill secretly calls Sapirstein & Guy who come to collect Ro she escapes and runs home but the witches just walk through the locked door (D’OH!) Ro goes into labor, Doc Sapirstein sedates her, Ro wakes up, Doc makes up the baby died, but later Ro discovers the closet that the secretary once blocked was a passageway to Roman and Minnie’s place and she was shocked to find a room of witches round the crib of a baby with rabies who actually is Rosemary’s Baby, gross scary and shady. Rosemary’s baby is gross, scary, and shady Rosemary’s baby is gross, scary, and shady
6.
in 1993, my dad bought a Tandy installed Prodigy, KPGP 42D was me, for a nominal fee could surf the information superhighway hourly the one and only online service families could afford I would often cruise the Connecticut bulletin board started chatting with a girl who said her name was Jess she said she had fresh 13 year old breasts she told me her measurements and her home address then sent me a jpeg of herself undressed waited 30 minutes for the image to load she appeared much older than a 13 year old almost asked for credentials but did not wanna push I mean, how many pre-teens have a big 80s bush? but my skepticism ceased when she said, “goddamn, get your heiny to my house imma make you a man surfin’ the information superhighway hopped on my Huffy, rode as fast as I could but it's impossible to pedal when you're packing wood I couldn't wait for Jess to make my wood feel good her house wasn't in a very good neighborhood I wondered if Jess could be my long lost Lynn I knocked on the door and heard, "come on in!" I walked through the door, palms dripping with sweat my heart was beating for this busty adolescent brunette when out of nowhere ran a man in his tighty whities he was sweaty and heavy with hair like Ron Jeremy’s he came running after me holding a greased up zucchini it appeared this tubby trickster was trying to screw me, see Jess was entirely nothing but a ploy for a 40 something freak to fuck an underage boy I hightailed it to my Huffy said, “I'm outta here peace!” got home and promptly notified the cyber police
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Disney Woild 03:26
8.
I had a paper route when I was a lad when Michael Jackson was Bad and Tom Bosley was Glad it was my brother’s route, had to fill his shoes he was busy binge watching New Zoo Revue so I flew, down the street on a banana seat Huffy bike threw papers with all my might, to be more like Mike but I was more a Mike & Ike liking punk pre-teen reading MAD Magazine, watching Teen Steam the Alyssa Milano, workout video did I give a shit that it was gender specific? no! anyway, on the route one day I made it to the last house on the route, some say is haunted, but it's just the home of a lone hermit Old Man Movahill, who hoarded shit with no permit piled around the property, to the neighbor’s dismay rusty junk on display, he never threw shit away HOARDER HOUSE! some people like to think that it’s a HAUNTED HOUSE! but really it is merely just a…. okay, lou and I called up JJ to see if he could play, in our neighborhood (YAY!) we wanted to watch T2: Judgement Day but mom said it was a nice day, go out and play but butt’s up got boring, so like retards we said , “let’s play in Old Man Movahill’s back yard!” we waded through the knee high grass passed the jagged tree into a yard full of broken down and damaged debris an old pool full of rainwater and alligators behind it his collection of antique refrigerators stacked milk crates full of cable boxes from Cox a ‘58 Ford Edsel propped up on cinder blocks dried out fire hazard Christmas trees from holidays passed weed wackers and lawnmowers hidden in the knee high grass rusty furnaces beneath a mound of dead Vespa scooters rows of toilet bowls and piles of obsolete computers HOARDER HOUSE! some people like to think that it’s a HAUNTED HOUSE! but really it is merely just a…. Lou took a sledgehammer he found behind the shed and Nir- vana played on a sony CFS in the neighbor’s yard he hit hard, every last Hummel figurine they weren’t worth a hill of beans, smashed them all to smithereens on a mountain of moldy magazines we decided to play hide and seek and I was delighted to find a hiding spot behind a wall of console tvs it was pretty obvious and JJ found me with ease but he didn't find lou who was hidden quite good in one of those antique fridges, so we probably should have looked harder but we got bored, gave up and ran on home when they found Lou one year later there was nothing but bones Old Man Movahill was soon arrested, sent off to jail charged him with child endangerment and gave him the chair it was my mother's fault, lou would never have died if she let us watch T2 instead of making us play outside
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Moooooooooooooooooom of the yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear! Shaquan Duly drove her kids to the lake strapped them in their car seats and released the brake said i’m sending you to Disney Woild, you better behave instead they ended up in a watery grave Lyn Balfour left the car in the summer heat forgetting baby Bryce in his baby seat Lyn returned to the car in complete disbelief Baby Bryce had become an oven baked roast beef Brenda Drayton took a gun from the shelf assuming her son was the spawn of satan himself she told him, “close your eyes, mommy’s got a surprise.” not knowing his surprise would be his own demise. Megan Huntsman suffocated six of her own stuffed them in shoeboxes and hid them in her home when her husband went to try on his new shoes instead of shoes the box was full of fermented ooze Moooooooooooooooooom of the yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear! China Arnold, such a sickening sinner microwaved her daughter like a Hungry Man dinner her baby exploded like a scene out of Gremlins had her boyfriend clean the mess with baking soda and lemons Jeanette Hawes took her kids to 711 bought them all Slurpees and the kids were in heaven (oh, thank heaven!) bought herself a Big Bite in a buttery bun then took the kids to the john and stabbed them one by one Debra Jenner Tyler had no affinity for her daughter whom apparently was quite finicky with a metal toy airplane stabbed her 70 times claimed being overworked caused her to commit the crimes Deena Schlossser took out a knife cut her daughter’s arms off, taking her life dismembering your child is completely egregious when the cops caught her she was singing to Jesus (Lord Jesus!) Moooooooooooooooooom of the yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!
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Divorce 03:23

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Baby Breath is a concept album consisting of songs about babyhood, childhood, and early adolescence.

It is MC Breath's fifth album and also features the remarkable musical talents of Philadelphia's Dan Rathernot.

Download for FREE if you like songs about babies, pederasts, maternal filicide, and douchebag talking snowmen.

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released October 31, 2014

MC Breath: Drums, Drum Machines, Guitar, Keyboards, Percussion, Vocals, and RAPS!
Dan Rathernot: Bass, Keyboards, Organ, Guitar, Mandolin, Vocals.

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