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Surfin' the Information Superhighway

from Baby Breath by MC Breath

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A song about the early days of the internet and child predators.

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in 1993, my dad bought a Tandy
installed Prodigy, KPGP

42D was me, for a nominal fee
could surf the information superhighway hourly

the one and only online service families could afford
I would often cruise the Connecticut bulletin board

started chatting with a girl who said her name was Jess
she said she had fresh 13 year old breasts

she told me her measurements and her home address
then sent me a jpeg of herself undressed

waited 30 minutes for the image to load
she appeared much older than a 13 year old

almost asked for credentials but did not wanna push
I mean, how many pre-teens have a big 80s bush?

but my skepticism ceased when she said, “goddamn,
get your heiny to my house imma make you a man

surfin’ the information superhighway

hopped on my Huffy, rode as fast as I could
but it's impossible to pedal when you're packing wood

I couldn't wait for Jess to make my wood feel good
her house wasn't in a very good neighborhood

I wondered if Jess could be my long lost Lynn
I knocked on the door and heard, "come on in!"

I walked through the door, palms dripping with sweat
my heart was beating for this busty adolescent brunette

when out of nowhere ran a man in his tighty whities
he was sweaty and heavy with hair like Ron Jeremy’s

he came running after me holding a greased up zucchini
it appeared this tubby trickster was trying to screw me, see

Jess was entirely nothing but a ploy
for a 40 something freak to fuck an underage boy

I hightailed it to my Huffy said, “I'm outta here peace!”
got home and promptly notified the cyber police

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from Baby Breath, released October 31, 2014
MC Breath: Drums, Drum Machine, Synth Bass, Samples, Vocals, Raps

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