Back in the late 80's Dave Thomas told us Wendy's
had "the best burgers in the biz" but that wasn't enough
apparently he felt that we should have more of a plentiful selection
of exotic ethnic dishes for us to stuff
into our mouths
not talkin' Houses of Pancake mistakes
not talkin' handfuls of fries at Five Guys 'til we get the shakes
I'm talkin' W-E-N-D-Y apostrophe S
I'm talkin' Superbar Buffet, ho-may, "best in the business"
I'm talkin'
UGH
stuff my stomach 'til it practically pops
I'm talkin'
UGH
refill my tray all day 'til they call the cops
to kick me out
thinkin' about taking your family out?
The Superbar's by far the best bargain in town, no doubt, so...

Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?
No you may not and I ain't runnin' for no border
YOU can have it your way right away
but I'll take the Wendy's Superbar Buffet

After I pay for my Wendy's Superbar Buffet I yell "HIP HIP HOORAY!" when they hand me my tray.
I pile my plate high with everything great my insatiable appetite's bout to be satisfied.
I can't wait to eat my plate of pasta prima vera
that's noodles with salad bar veggies mixed with marinara
I'll have pizza with premade dough and rotini alfredo
such authentic cuisines seems like we're back in Palermo
garlic bread's bellissimo, can't just have-a one piece, no
only thing missing from this meal is a Cianti vino
you know what I mean, though, Superbar's not just green veggies for salad
it's a valid buff, a hungry man's dream, so...

Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?
No you may not and I ain't runnin' for no border
YOU can have it your way right away
but I'll take the Wendy's Superbar Buffet

Over your good clothes is where a smock goes
when you eat the tacos not much of a shock those
refried bean burritos are filled with grilled meat
bros and sisters you'll get blisters from the heat of the nachos
then I chose a Mello Yello drink from the well, yo
now untuck your shirt, time for dessert, not just talkin' Jello
I'm talkin' chocolate pudding!
I wish that I could bring the Superbar back home with me, gee, that would be a good thing.

Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?
No you may not and I ain't runnin' for no border
YOU can have it your way right away
but I'll take the Wendy's Superbar Buffet