Shaquan Duly drove her kids to the lake
strapped them in their car seats and released the brake
said i’m sending you to Disney Woild, you better behave
instead they ended up in a watery grave
Lyn Balfour left the car in the summer heat
forgetting baby Bryce in his baby seat
Lyn returned to the car in complete disbelief
Baby Bryce had become an oven baked roast beef
Brenda Drayton took a gun from the shelf
assuming her son was the spawn of satan himself
she told him, “close your eyes, mommy’s got a surprise.”
not knowing his surprise would be his own demise.
Megan Huntsman suffocated six of her own
stuffed them in shoeboxes and hid them in her home
when her husband went to try on his new shoes
instead of shoes the box was full of fermented ooze
Moooooooooooooooooom of the yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!
China Arnold, such a sickening sinner
microwaved her daughter like a Hungry Man dinner
her baby exploded like a scene out of Gremlins
had her boyfriend clean the mess with baking soda and lemons
Jeanette Hawes took her kids to 711
bought them all Slurpees and the kids were in heaven (oh, thank heaven!)
bought herself a Big Bite in a buttery bun
then took the kids to the john and stabbed them one by one
Debra Jenner Tyler had no affinity
for her daughter whom apparently was quite finicky
with a metal toy airplane stabbed her 70 times
claimed being overworked caused her to commit the crimes
Deena Schlossser took out a knife
cut her daughter’s arms off, taking her life
dismembering your child is completely egregious
when the cops caught her she was singing to Jesus (Lord Jesus!)
Moooooooooooooooooom of the yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!
credits
from Baby Breath,
released October 31, 2014
MC Breath: Drums, Drum Machine, Keyboards, Samples, Vocals, Raps
Dan Rathernot: Vocals