Just when you're found with your chin on the ground there's a lot to be learned so look around.

No one likes to think about the Bush administration Or the first Black, female, Secretary of State of the nation Condoleezza, if you please-a, the English translation "With Sweetness" from Italian, I tell ya, quite the exaggeration. "I would end up teaching kids to murder." CONDOLEEZZA RIIIIICE! Prior to 9/11 Rice was given a presentation providing tips of threats from an extremist organization. That wanted to wage war on Western civilization terrorizing the entire US population, but Condi ignored the threats and while Bush was on vacation airplanes crashed into the towers creating instant cremation. So when Rutgers asked Rice if she would speak at graduation she declined due to a mass student organized demonstration! "And, yes, there will be mistake." CONDOLEEZZA RIIIIICE! "Ideologies that caused September 11th that caused September 11th. Ideologies caused September 11th I..I..I..caused September 11th I caused September 11th September 11th." "Hi, I'm Leeza Gibbons." After PM Magazine's unfortunate cancellation Miss Leeza Gibbon's co-hosted ET for the CBS station. Before John Tesh blessed us with musical masturbation the musical equivalent of moderate sedation which bored people into varying states of hibernation he was Leeza's co-host on ET way before syndication. And if I had to choose between his music or castration; I would much rather endure genital mutilation. Back to Leeza, tabloid journalist she lists as her vocation her specialty's celebrity gossip and exploitation so when she interviewed Condi there were no expectations Leeza met Condoleezza at the local Souplantation Condi had Yankee Clam Chowder with farm raised crustaceans. She almost ordered lava cake but resisted temptation. Leeza drank Tequiza which is piss plus carbonation while picking on a muffin while making inane conversation. Leeza had the chance to ask about Condi's proclamation that Sadaam Hussein had WMD's set for detonation or how water boarding was an approved method of interrogation or the thousands of civilians that died during the occupation not to mention the US soldiers that came back with amputations No instead she asked where she shops for shoes and fished for information about who Condi is currently dating and expressed admiration for her makeup application and use of skin exfoliation! "We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud." CONDOLEEZZA RIIIIICE! "Condoleeza Rice should be in fucking jail!"